Chinese Navy Scopes US Nude Beaches
Another thing I wrote years ago that I found on my computer
California surfers and sun bunnies were startled on Tuesday as several warships flying the Chinese flag approached the shore, well within American territorial waters.
While on maneuvers in the Pacific Ocean, several ships of the Chinese Task Force veered off course from the rest of the ships practicing an invasion of Taiwan. The errant ships failed to answer worried communications from their sister ships and from Chinese Naval Headquarters in Peking.
Several ships from the US Navy were sent to intercept the Chinese ships, thought to be surveillance craft on spy missions similar to the US Navy reconnaissance aircraft that crashed on Chinese territory on Sunday. Reports from the American vessels confirmed their actual mission.
“They’re checking out the chicks,” was the simple explanation offered by Cmdr. William Johnston, captain of the USS Boise. “There are several secret radar stations twenty miles up the coast from the Malibu beaches. The Chinese Navy have completely ignored them in favor of the nude beaches.”
Observation of the Chinese craft verifies Johnston’s conclusion. The ships are listing toward the coast as the ship’s side is crowded with sailors with binoculars scoping the nude beaches.
“I’m a little worried, though,” said Johnston. He noted that US Navy ships and submarines are experienced in negotiating the same waters for similar purposes. “They’re pretty close to the reefs off the coast. They may run aground, if they get too close”
“Those Chinese guys would have a lot of explaining to do,” said the amused captain.
President George W. Bush has demanded an apology to the families of the USC coeds whose privacy has been abridged by the Chinese sortie. The young women are not very concerned with the naval intrusion, however. “They’re sort of cute out there, pointing and hopping up and down,” said Julie Deerfield, a sophomore who aspires to be an actress. “They’re just like the guys at the Kit-Kat Klub where I dance on weekends.”
While on maneuvers in the Pacific Ocean, several ships of the Chinese Task Force veered off course from the rest of the ships practicing an invasion of Taiwan. The errant ships failed to answer worried communications from their sister ships and from Chinese Naval Headquarters in Peking.
Several ships from the US Navy were sent to intercept the Chinese ships, thought to be surveillance craft on spy missions similar to the US Navy reconnaissance aircraft that crashed on Chinese territory on Sunday. Reports from the American vessels confirmed their actual mission.
“They’re checking out the chicks,” was the simple explanation offered by Cmdr. William Johnston, captain of the USS Boise. “There are several secret radar stations twenty miles up the coast from the Malibu beaches. The Chinese Navy have completely ignored them in favor of the nude beaches.”
Observation of the Chinese craft verifies Johnston’s conclusion. The ships are listing toward the coast as the ship’s side is crowded with sailors with binoculars scoping the nude beaches.
“I’m a little worried, though,” said Johnston. He noted that US Navy ships and submarines are experienced in negotiating the same waters for similar purposes. “They’re pretty close to the reefs off the coast. They may run aground, if they get too close”
“Those Chinese guys would have a lot of explaining to do,” said the amused captain.
President George W. Bush has demanded an apology to the families of the USC coeds whose privacy has been abridged by the Chinese sortie. The young women are not very concerned with the naval intrusion, however. “They’re sort of cute out there, pointing and hopping up and down,” said Julie Deerfield, a sophomore who aspires to be an actress. “They’re just like the guys at the Kit-Kat Klub where I dance on weekends.”
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